Solutions .
Its hard to fathom why we live in an age without a traveling dump . instead of burning oil and precious fossile fuels to move garbage trucks all over every single city in the entire world . . . we should just have one big glorious floating dump . i’ve designed a huge thing that floats through the air and comes to your house and collects your garbage . it doesn’t land , it doesn’t park outside your house and wake you up in the morning , it simply floats near you and sucks your garbage up into the air and into its core . (its naturally sticky and slimy and can do pretty much anything it wants) it also will perform its patented dump suck on you if you have been a bad person . so its kinda like santa , but its garbage .
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